Crazy, little, secrets

Ask me something!    "Some people never find it, some only pretend, but I just want to live happily ever after every now and then"

ekisame:
“ this is the baby leg we use in chem when we need the bathroom
”

ekisame:

this is the baby leg we use in chem when we need the bathroom

(via thecommonchick)

— 7 years ago with 209809 notes
traitor:
“ sixpenceee:
“ White house staff watching Obama welcome Donald Trump as president.
”
this picture speaks so much
”

traitor:

sixpenceee:

White house staff watching Obama welcome Donald Trump as president. 

this picture speaks so much

(via youcandohardthings)

— 7 years ago with 346827 notes

romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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(via youcandohardthings)

— 7 years ago with 332066 notes

notlostonanadventure:

THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO

THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via confirmance)

— 7 years ago with 507125 notes

jxnc:

actualdogvines:

this would be the most effective anti-drug campaign

Imagine watching this while high

(via seanp0donnell)

— 7 years ago with 815504 notes
jakeenglish:
“ jakeenglish:
“ My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness
”
i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job
”

jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

(via 10knotes)

— 7 years ago with 268613 notes