Crazy, little, secrets

Ask me something!    "Some people never find it, some only pretend, but I just want to live happily ever after every now and then"

theoncegreatkingofbabylon:

Words I never thought I’d say:
"Thank you, George W Mother Fucking Bush"

(Source: sandandglass, via sarahdaktyl)

— 1 day ago with 17845 notes

cooldeadgirl:

shitpant2:

every blogger from florida is an alligator w/ a computer. do not trust them.

um no they’re oranges, you must be new here

(Source: creamygurl96, via jellyfishscareme)

— 1 day ago with 113028 notes

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

(via cumfort)

— 1 day ago with 584522 notes
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via virginqueenforlife)

— 1 day ago with 193663 notes
"No girl wants to hear about your “other girls”"
— 1 day ago with 50611 notes

Kristoff to his future son

Kristoff:Sven, you were named after the bravest--
Sven:Dad, you named me after a reindeer.
Kristoff:Yes.
Sven:I'm second in line to the throne of Arendelle and I'm named after a reindeer.
Kristoff:
Kristoff:
Kristoff:Yes.
— 1 day ago with 2927 notes

I might be in love with you. I’m waiting until I’m sure to tell you, though.

(Source: paulweasley, via lumoszarry)

— 1 day ago with 4486 notes
thewinchesters-fallen-angel:

jellyromero:

thewinchesters-fallen-angel:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

I reblogged this before and got an MRA anon about how “this is why we don’t need feminism” and I had to explain to his douchey ass that these are lyrics from Chicago

wasn’t this a supernatural episode

^ yeah the guy complained that the wife was making meatloaf again 

yeah that didn’t end up well for the husband

thewinchesters-fallen-angel:

jellyromero:

thewinchesters-fallen-angel:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

I reblogged this before and got an MRA anon about how “this is why we don’t need feminism” and I had to explain to his douchey ass that these are lyrics from Chicago

wasn’t this a supernatural episode

^ yeah the guy complained that the wife was making meatloaf again 

yeah that didn’t end up well for the husband

(Source: redsuspenders, via virginqueenforlife)

— 1 day ago with 342385 notes

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:WAT DOING
Me:Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog:WHERE GO
Me:I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog:I COME TOO
Dog:WAT DOING
Me:I need to open this door.
Dog:I HALP
Me:No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog:I HALP
Me:Sigh.
Dog:WHERE GOING
Me:I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:Sure.
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No please don't you are-
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No there's no room and-
Dog:LAP
Me:No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog:RIGHT HERE
Me:That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog:IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me:I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I AM
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog:HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog:SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me:.......
— 1 day ago with 81458 notes